{"product_id":"90s-internet-kid-t-shirt","title":"90s Internet Kid T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePure \u003cstrong\u003elate 1990s edutainment\u003c\/strong\u003e energy when \"surfing the web\" was literal marketing copy. The oversized red sweater and backwards green cap riding a beige keyboard with trailing cable captures that specific moment when the internet felt like a destination (not an ambient state). Wearing this proves you remember dial-up ritual and the family computer room where logging on was an event. For those who collected AOL trial CDs and understood why they called it the information superhighway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sourced regionally for speed and reduced transport emissions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dense-Knit 240 GSM (93% polyester, 7% spandex) · \u003cstrong\u003eEU:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight 215 GSM (96% polyester, 4% spandex)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphics feel weightless—like wearing a memory instead of a shirt. Breathes easy through nostalgic daydreams and actual summer heat. Commands the quiet confidence of someone who remembers when the internet had an actual sound.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slim Profile cut with a comfy 2-way stretch. The fabric stretches across your torso while holding its vertical drape. \u003cstrong\u003eRuns small:\u003c\/strong\u003e Size up +1 for a standard US fit or +2 for a relaxed streetwear flow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · Zero-Wastewater Printing · \u003cstrong\u003eSweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Resistant Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e G · Wholesome Nostalgia · Family Safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual Accessibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e The word \"Internet\" dominates the optic white backdrop in black serif type with a cardinal red underscore (pure 90s periodical vibes). Below, a surreal cyber-surfing scene depicts a boy in an oversized scarlet red sweater and backwards fern green cap riding a beige mechanical keyboard through the ether. This vintage early-CGI aesthetic radiates deep royal blue and digital lime green gradients above a partial Earth globe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":54493527114001,"sku":"ljg1788049131276","price":29.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":54493527146769,"sku":"qgz1788049131277","price":29.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54493527179537,"sku":"lvi1788049131278","price":26.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54493527212305,"sku":"mgw1788049131279","price":26.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54493527245073,"sku":"asi1788049131280","price":28.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54493527277841,"sku":"nop1788049131281","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0931\/9101\/2625\/files\/90s-internet-kid-t-shirt_1.jpg?v=1788049154","url":"https:\/\/www.floralharvest.shop\/products\/90s-internet-kid-t-shirt","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}